Boy finds "mystery" meat instead of iPod on Xmas
At least the guy who found batteries inside a hard drive box from Staples got something useful as his mystery prize; when a 14-year-old Hawaiian boy opened up the video iPod that his mother had bought him for Christmas, he was treated not to one of Steve's little treasures but to an unopened package of "mystery" meat instead. The boy's mother, Rachel Cambra, had purchased the supposedly-factory sealed 'pod at Wal-Mart, whose spokesman said that it will be replaced once they receive their next shipment. Understandably, the young man was angry and hurt upon this shocking discovery, so we suggest that he do his American duty and sue the hell out of Apple, Wal-Mart, and maybe Hormel just to be safe.
[Via iLounge]
