Shocking cell phone electrifies calls

Originally we thought this mobile was for the shockingly high cell bills we ring up. Nope, this phone doubles as a self-defense device which explains why it isn't "fit and trim" like so many other small phones. Too bad it only works locally; you can't send an electric shock to a caller that you can't seem to ditch. One touch on the top of the phone, however, and you'll drop an offender in a sec. Just be sure to pick this one up carefully; we'd hate to get reports of you folks zapping your ears.