Good lawd, it's the GodPod!
Don't have electricity? Can't speak English? Can't read? If you answered yes to these questions, then you might have a GodPod in your future. You guessed it, the GodPod is a solar-powered multilingual audio Bible device that the manufacturer hopes churches will buy in bulk and distribute at will—Martin Luther would be so proud! Also on display at the Christian Resources Exhibition in Belfast: a Bible that explodes in flames at the press of a button—we're not sure whether that one's designed to appeal more to disgruntled goth kids or hardcore evangelicals.